Let's just get this over with.  Everything you listen to sucks.  Your favorite band sucks.  Your favorite song sucks.  Your favorite radio station sucks.  Your favorite subgenre of music sucks, and why are you clinging to subgenres anyway?  You wouldn't know good music if it sat on your face.  If you were pregnant with good music, you'd give birth to that good music prematurely, leave it in a dumpster, and go back to the prom.  If good music was one of your parents, you'd put it in a home when it turned 65.  If good music got drunk and wound up having sex with you, you'd probably cry the whole time and call out for your mom.  Why?  Because you have no taste.  Below is a list of terrible music that more likely than not you have liked at some point.  This is because you should have been born deaf.  Stop listening to your shitty music.

	Non Dairy Creamer Is a Retarded Song	3/13/09
	Music I Found on MySpace	4/5/07
	Crazy Frog?	3/20/07
	His Name Is Arman Dinarvand	12/19/05
	Peeing in the Closet	7/19/05
	Black CD-R's Are Apparently Tough to Find These Days	5/26/05
	Songs I Hate	5/6/05
	You're Turning Your Kids into Pussies	4/22/05
	Phil Elvrum Is a Bastard	3/15/05
	She's Rocking Out Way too Hard	6/24/04

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