You want
to know what else the box says, wrinkles? I think the box is
really saying, "How about you spend less time eating Cheerios and
more time not being a fucking bitch?" This commercial has been
around for a little while now, and it bugs me more and more each
time I see it. Yeah, the wrinkly woman chowing down on cereal
is a complete cunt just waiting for an argument to break out and is
so frozen that she probably makes her vibrators impotent, but what
really annoys me is the husband. I don't think there has ever
been a bigger pussy to walk the face of the earth. I know,
it's a commercial, not real life; bear with me here. I can
only imagine the sheer amount of berating and torment that guy has
endured in his woefully unfulfilling marriage to turn him into such
a sniveling little mouse. From dawn to dusk for twenty years,
all that guy has heard is the sound of that woman putting him down
and making him feel like shit. Then she can't understand it
when he fucks some 18-year-old moron in his car behind a Denny's.
"How could he do this to me? Waaaaaaaa." You asked for
it, bitch. Scrape the sand out of your vagina, eat your
Cheerios, and shut the fuck up.