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10/23/09 -
Dear Hollywood:
Stop
making vampire movies. Just stop. Ordinarily I'd
tell you to just stop making shitty ones, but they're all shitty.
No more. Enough.
10/16/09 -
A new
commercial has been posted.
9/11/09 -
In honor of the memory planes crashing into shit and
using that event to blow up unrelated countries for their oil and
our collective ego, I decided to talk about a
really
stupid texting-related service that morons will undoubtedly
throw money at. USA! USA!
7/24/09 -
It's been like a month and a half, but I've done another
review of a movie I haven't seen, which might be my favorite thing
to write about.
Here it is.
6/8/09 -
No one cares about
reality TV
morons and their brood. I hate you people so much.
5/13/09 -
Multigrain Cheerios: a cereal for bitchy women.
4/27/09 -
I wrote a little piece on some
woman
people inexplicably care about.
4/22/09 -
I starting writing about some
stupid tabloid TV
show, but instead I got sidetracked by going green.
3/28/09 -
Great,
another
website for people with nothing to say but need an audience all
the same.
3/13/09 -
The
most retarded song ever, in history.
3/4/09 -
A
Duracell commercial featuring a paranoid mother losing her
five-year-old sheltered, retarded son has been added.
2/26/09 -
Two new commercials were added. One for
NuvaRing, one for stupid fat bitches giggling about their
soup
diets. Also, I have embedded youtube players so you can
watch the commercials first and know what I'm talking about, just
incase you've blocked them out of your memory like I've been trying
to do (at least I added them as long as I could find them - I wish I
had started doing this a long time ago since I'll never find some of
these commercials again, well, at least not until it becomes ironic*
to make websites about shit that was on TV in the early to mid
2000's).
*Meaning lame.
2/20/08
- Yesterday I created a blog (I hate that word) called
Stuff I Hate.
Check it out.
2/19/08
- New
commercial. I update when I feel like it. Die.
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